Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast...– The Winter of the Air (via sourwolfie)
i feel like the more times i watch this the funnier it becomes.
Have you ever thought about how many people think about you? It’s so bizarre. Imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. Something happens; they remember you. Your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. They remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. Everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place,...
miniyuna: zooeyclairedeschanel: something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states damn them boys FINE
i love poetry translated by Gizoogle...
For A Fatherless Son By: Sylvia Plath (gizoogled) Yo ass is ghon be aware of a absence, presently, Growin beside you, like a tree, A dirtnap tree, color gone, a Australian gum tree —- Balding, gelded by lightning—an illusion, And a sky like a pigz backside, a utter lack of attention. But muthafuckin right now yo ass is dumb. And I ludd yo’ stupidity, Da blind mirror of...
IM 21 TODAY!
Things I Never Learned In High School
How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem thank you